New Minecraft Servers

FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MediterraneanMishap

    MediterraneanMishap

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sun Probe Adventures

    Sun Probe Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • peanuts

    peanuts

    New Minecraft Servers

    German & English Automatic Enderdragon Respawn Claim your Land New Ores, Items etc. Automatic Economy Clan System Player Shops Survival

    deadly.demon.cat:20020

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Quests 1.20.6

    Eternal Quests 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

    Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

    Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

    But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

    So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP