FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

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  • Void SMP Vanilla PvP With Mace Limit

    Void SMP Vanilla PvP With Mace Limit

    I found Void SMP and it is a vanilla PvP server with some quality of life plugins.

    There is a mace limit of 5 and right now 3 maces have been crafted.

    The community feels chill and you do not need an application to join.

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  • LaLaLand SMP 18+ Vanilla Community

    LaLaLand SMP 18+ Vanilla Community

    LaLaLand SMP is a small new survival server that wants to last a long time. It is aimed at adults only since it is 18+. The vibe is chill and community based and people can do their own thing while still building together.

    It is trying to feel like a vanilla SMP with a nice looking spawn and a shopping district. There is also room for bigger technical plans like perimeters and huge farms for the redstone players.

    The server runs on Fabric with small tweaks like gamerules and settings. It stays basically vanilla with no custom crafting. There are a few cosmetic extras like player heads miniblocks and an armor stand mod.

    There is a 40k world border. The End opens 24 hours after the server starts and then it closes again after 6 days.

    Rules are pretty strict about being mature. No griefing and they can check logs. No exploits or hacked clients and only some helper mods are allowed. PVP has to be agreed on. Only certain dupes are allowed like TNT rails carpet tripwire hooks and gravity blocks. Claimed areas count for all Y levels and neighbors should not build within 300 blocks.

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  • Vessel SMP Survival Anarchy Vibes Java Bedrock

    Vessel SMP Survival Anarchy Vibes Java Bedrock

    I found Vessel SMP and it feels like survival multiplayer with an anarchy style vibe but not in a super toxic way.

    You get a lot of freedom and you can build fight team up or just do your own thing. There are still some basic rules so it stays fair.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock and it is running on version 1.21.11.

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  • HUGE Adventure Map Server Join Now

    HUGE Adventure Map Server Join Now

    This is an adventure server with a massive map. It looks like it is meant for exploring for a long time and getting lost in the world.

    The map is very large so it can be hard to load if your PC is not great. If your computer struggles with big worlds you probably should skip it.

    There is a CurseForge code you can use to get what you need to join.

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  • Swift SMP New Season Semi Vanilla PvP

    Swift SMP New Season Semi Vanilla PvP

    Swift SMP is a semi vanilla survival server with pvp on. It is built to feel like normal Minecraft but with quality of life plugins and events that make it more fun without killing the vanilla vibe.

    A new season is about to start and the staff are still picking the final plugins and getting things ready. If you like being there for day one of a fresh map and you want a server where people actually play daily this one is trying to be that kind of place.

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