FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

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  • Modded Squad PvP With Weekly Events

    Modded Squad PvP With Weekly Events

    Frontline Combat is a modded team based PvP server with a squad and battlefield kind of feel.

    It runs regular events every week and the server keeps trying to make each one better.

    They also use their own custom mods and content and they want to grow the player base more.

    This server is Java only.

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  • EU 1.21.11 Lifesteal Survival Server

    EU 1.21.11 Lifesteal Survival Server

    This is a 1.21.11 EU Minecraft server that feels like survival with extra rules and plugins to make it more intense.

    It has homes and teleport requests so you can get around easier. PvP is a big deal here because it uses a lifesteal system. If you kill players you gain hearts and if you die you lose hearts. When you run out of hearts you get banned. New players get a 1 hour grace period where hearts will not be lost.

    Combat is also locked down so you cannot just run commands during fights and combat logging gets punished with an NPC that can be killed for your items. There is some anti cheat for extreme speed and basic chat anti spam.

    There is a vote token shop for custom name colours and custom MOTDs. Stats like playtime kills and deaths are tracked and you can get rewards at milestones. Nights can be skipped if players vote with a command.

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  • Kleiner Server Neues SMP Citybuild Event

    Kleiner Server Neues SMP Citybuild Event

    Ich habe das lean x Leonel Network gefunden und das wirkt wie ein kleiner Server wo man easy rein kommt.

    Es ist ein SMP Citybuild Event Server und es gibt auch PvP wenn du dich messen willst.

    Es gibt ein Geld System damit man handeln kann und Zeug machen kann.

    Das Ding ist auch für Java und Bedrock da also können mehr Leute zusammen spielen.

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  • Malgazar SMP Chill No Grief

    Malgazar SMP Chill No Grief

    I found Malgazar SMP and it is a chill survival server where people are not supposed to wreck your builds. It is meant to be friendly and pretty active. They only allow official Minecraft launchers so no cracked clients.

    The server is hosted in the UK and it runs on Purpur. Keep inventory is on and explosions do not destroy blocks. There is veinminer plus mcMMO style rankings for stuff like mining and swords.

    Rules are strict about no griefing no stealing no scamming no slurs and no drama. You also cannot use x ray cheats or a seed map and you are not allowed to hurt peoples pets. PVP is only if both players agree or it is just playful fist hits.

    They have extra fishing loot with super low chances and a world border set at 15k. The outer End islands reset every week. They also have a tool that helps the owner see who interacted with blocks and undo grief fast. Breaking rules can get you locked in a cage for a while or banned.

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  • Eventide SMP Whitelist Survival Worlds

    Eventide SMP Whitelist Survival Worlds

    Eventide SMP is a brand new Minecraft server that just opened up. It is cross platform and it stays close to vanilla survival with only a few quality of life plugins.

    The community is whitelisted so you have to apply to get in. It is meant for mature and respectful players who want a long term world and a real community.

    There are active events and the economy is run by players kind of like the Hermitcraft style. The whole thing is built on trust so people are expected to play fair and be chill.

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