FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

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  • AeternalCiv Semi Anarchy Civilization Wars

    AeternalCiv Semi Anarchy Civilization Wars

    I found AeternalCiv and it is a semi anarchy server where you build civilizations and try to make your own path. You can be a citizen a king or queen or just a hermit and do your own thing.

    It has base reinforcement with Citadel and it uses snitches so people can protect areas and track stuff. There is also warfare plus Movecraft so fights can get wild.

    It leans into RPG style gameplay with Origins ValhallaMMO levelled mobs seasons and more mechanics. There is Brewery custom recipes and the server is still being worked on so more changes are coming.

    It started as a small friends server and now they want more players to join and build the world together.

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  • Dopecraft420 Modded Survival Heavy Pack

    Dopecraft420 Modded Survival Heavy Pack

    I found Dopecraft 420 and it is a newer modded survival server that is trying to get more players. People have already started some progress but it sounds like you can still jump in and do your own thing.

    The rules are supposed to be few and easy. The modpack is kind of heavy and it leans on mods like Warium Valkyrien Skies Create Mekanism and Biomes O Plenty plus a lot more from the modlist.

    Creative building is optional. The version listed is Forge 1.20.1 and they mention a setup where Fabric API shows up because of a sync mod and another mod that lets it work on Forge.

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  • Modern Apocalypse Horror Survival Parasitus

    Modern Apocalypse Horror Survival Parasitus

    This is a modern apocalypse survival server called Parasitus where the vibe is horror and you are trying to stay alive.

    The post says something beyond human comprehension is growing and it wants to kill everyone so it feels like you are always in danger.

    It is opening on March 14th on Saturday at 11am EST and they want people to read the rules so everyone knows what is expected.

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  • EchelonMC Custom SMP Built To Last

    EchelonMC Custom SMP Built To Last

    EchelonMC is a fully custom survival server on Java and it is made for long term building and teamwork. It is not about PvP or stealing or griefing so it feels way more chill and serious for people who want a lasting world.

    The server is still new with about a month of active development and it gets frequent patches. It is built from the ground up with custom coded systems and it has no pay to win stuff. The features and balance are shaped by player feedback so it keeps changing in a good way.

    There is auto pathing that makes paths under you while you walk and you can get speed bonuses on them and you can toggle it. You also earn Echelites currency just by playing and you can spend it on progression utilities and quality of life.

    Land claiming is advanced with visual borders and per chunk settings plus anti grief protection and controls for mobs TNT fire spread raids and fluids. You can publish public chunks so other players can visit builds and you can earn rewards from visitors and climb build rankings.

    There is a teams system so you can invite friends share utilities and show custom team nametags. Deaths make timed graves that hold your items and there is also /back to help you recover after teleports. It also has voting rewards discord linking with a chat bridge a spawn hub with NPCs and anti x ray protections.

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  • Fresh Normal SMP Launching Feb 20

    Fresh Normal SMP Launching Feb 20

    I found a normal SMP that is launching on Feb 20. It is meant to feel simple and close to vanilla.

    There is no economy system and it is not modded. It uses only a few plugins but they are not supposed to change gameplay much.

    The server supports crossplay and it is up 24 7. They also say there will be no resets so your stuff can stick around long term.

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