Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 143 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 610385 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2700 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the legendary Herobrine to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
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