Flaming Foes Minecraft Server: Where Your Enemies Literally Burn Themselves LOL

trolling, satire, absurd behavior, Foes, Digital culture

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our opposition is so bad that they literally set themselves on fire just by trying to challenge us. Join us for a lit gaming experience filled with fireworks and explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to grief our base but ended up accidentally spawning a dragon instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and it was the most epic battle ever witnessed in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled that they can build a mansion in 5 minutes flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. It’s like watching a Minecraft speedrun on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just remember, if you see someone on fire, it’s probably just our opposition trying to keep up with us kek.

Cooperative Oldies

Survival, minecraft community, Fight, show and tell, Creative mode

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
If anyone is interested, or has a server to build together in creative, I’d be glad to join or create. Must/is Java, version 1.21+, and all members 21+. I’d go for survival, but I haven’t found people who enjoy un-modded cooperative minecraft in years (just show and tell servers of people who ‘do their own thing’ instead of ‘explore/build/fight together’).

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is required?	Java, version 1.21+
What is the age requirement for members?	All members must be 21+
What type of gameplay is preferred on the server?	Cooperative, either in creative mode or un-modded survival mode

Twin Gorge 1.21.1

weight loss, chin reduction, cosmetic surgery, pseudoscience, facial exercises

Bro, forget all that noise! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of trying to change your face shape!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like it’s a freakin’ archery competition!

Who needs pseudoscience when you can be mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your buddies?

Forget about face wraps, come wrap your mind around the insanity of our server instead!

Join now and leave all that other nonsense behind!

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buy eth, buy low sell high, Today, ETH, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even witness Larry buying the eth dip AGAIN! Who knows what will happen next on our wild and unpredictable server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

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2024 GroundhogCraft

GroundhogCraft, time loop scenario, Groundhog day, strange phenomenon, time distortion

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not just a possibility, it’s a daily occurrence! Imagine waking up on New Year’s Day only to realize you’re stuck in a time loop where it’s forever 2024. But don’t worry, because on our server, this means endless opportunities for mischief and mayhem!

Join us as we navigate this wacky world where you can use your knowledge of the future to your advantage. Bet on sports games, predict the stock market, or simply prank your friends with information from the future. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, as the longer you stay in 2024, the more unpredictable things become. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you as you try to break free from this time loop? So come on, join our server and let’s make 2024 the craziest year ever!

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CargoCraft Minecraft Server

CargoCraft, russia, Minecraft, Tragedy, geopolitical tensions

so, liek, u know dat russian cargo ship dat sunk in da mediterranean? well da owner says it wasnt no accident, it was an ACT OF TERRORISM, like wutttttttttttttt. so now, to get back at dem terrorists, we gotta join dis minecraft server and show em who’s boss. we gonna build da biggest, baddest base and take over da whole server, cuz we aint afraid of no terrorists. come join us and let’s show em who’s da real boss in dis virtual world. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s kick some terrorist butt in minecraft styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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