F**k You Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	87
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	New Chunks Explored:	662512
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3120	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	8104	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2103	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	2051
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2