F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base, only to have it blown up by a rogue creeper five minutes later.

Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue, we prank each other, and we never take anything too seriously.

But don’t worry, we also have epic events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 10 minutes.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can truly “fuck around and find out,” then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything goes.

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

pain scale, pain relief, worst pain, Suffering, pain management

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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StinkyCraft

body odor, bad odor, sensitive issue, considerate feedback, smell bad

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

undercover operation, Israeli journalist, intelligence, Report, revolutionary guard

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

environmental impact, european union, Craft, single-use plastics, ecig

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

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Ice Age Madness

current losses, Sea Level Rise, ice loss, high-emission scenarios, Ice

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

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F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

StinkyCraft

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ice Age Madness