come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Astral Projections Made: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3350 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4674 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/femin/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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