Fixer Craft VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	Fixer Craft
Large player base	Small but rapidly growing player base
Wide variety of minigames	Specializes in Tek Blok gameplay
Frequent updates and new content	Focuses on providing quality and unique gameplay experiences
Well-established with stable performance	Newly opened server with potential for exciting growth

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time. This means you will always find people to play with.

Fixer Craft: Fixer Craft has a smaller player base currently, but it is rapidly growing as more players discover and join the server.

2. What types of games can I play on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, from classic favorites to unique creations. You can enjoy various types of games on this server.

Fixer Craft: Fixer Craft specializes in **Tek Blok** gameplay, providing a focused and unique gaming experience centered around this specific game mode.

3. How often are updates and new content released on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for frequent updates and the addition of new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Fixer Craft: Fixer Craft focuses on providing quality and unique gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance the overall player experience.

4. Which server offers more stable performance?

Hypixel: Hypixel is a well-established server with a long history of stable performance, ensuring a smooth gaming experience for players.

Fixer Craft: Fixer Craft is a newly opened server with the potential for exciting growth. While it may not have the same level of stability as Hypixel yet, it is actively working to improve performance for players.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9070
New Chunks Explored:	753432	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8365	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8396	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Villages Defended:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6574	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	541

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	131
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4603	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2672	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!