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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5989 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Emeralds Found: 8594 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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