Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9267 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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