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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!
Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?
And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!
