FitCraft: Mansplain Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Farms Harvested:	928

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2640
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8664
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	6403

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	160921

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	970	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	447112	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	3098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4