Fishsquish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	5693
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	849	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	836418	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	9530

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	7936
New Chunks Explored:	760354	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	353	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3