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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Towns Built: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 7913 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

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