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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Towns Built:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	263	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	7931	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Crops Grown:	6233	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5457
Potions Brewed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7387	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10