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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1165
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6536	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2496
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	523908
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	698851