Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

Adventure, Buy, cannot buy, financial limitations, first time home buyers, first-time buyers, firsties, home buying process, Home ownership, home ownership challenges, Homeless, Homes, Houses, housing affordability, housing discrimination, housing market, housing market trends, Minecraft, mortgage loans, Newbies, property investments, property ownership, purchasing restrictions, real estate, renting vs buying, residential properties, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	7886	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	483
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6790	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	8837	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	686	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dimension Hops:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	2845	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!