Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

Adventure, Buy, cannot buy, financial limitations, first time home buyers, first-time buyers, firsties, home buying process, Home ownership, home ownership challenges, Homeless, Homes, Houses, housing affordability, housing discrimination, housing market, housing market trends, Minecraft, mortgage loans, Newbies, property investments, property ownership, purchasing restrictions, real estate, renting vs buying, residential properties, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4733	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	359935
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	4786	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	1367	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	169	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	394	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2805
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	4304
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2974	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?