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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4125	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	117	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5428	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	211	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchantments Applied:	184
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	6446
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2842	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	17