Firework Frenzy Minecraft Server

American Flag, Baggies, bbq, celebration, cookout, decorations, family, Firework, fireworks, Frenzy, Friends, Fun, happy 4th of july, holiday, independence day, Minecraft, Outdoor, party supplies, Patriotic, Picnic, red white and blue, Server, stars and stripes, Summer

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9561	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! We’re celebrating the 4th of July in style with fireworks, BBQs, and plenty of red, white, and blue blocks to build with. But be careful, because our creeper fireworks are no joke – you might just find yourself launching into the air when you least expect it!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant hot dogs and evil potato salad monsters. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of sparkler swords and firework launchers to help you defend yourself. And if you’re feeling patriotic, you can even ride around on a bald eagle mount while wearing a star-spangled cape.

So grab your fireworks, put on your party hat, and join us for a 4th of July celebration you’ll never forget. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky firework traps – you never know when a stray rocket might come flying your way!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3498
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5596
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1226	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9966	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4682
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	179
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5847	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	New Chunks Explored:	581691
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	3545	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Potions Brewed:	73

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	506
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Crops Grown:	7452	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!