Firestarter: Where Bedrock players and Java players collide with economy, but hopefully no fires started!

Auction, bedrock, collide, Community Events, Discord, Economy, Events, Fires, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, java, java + bedrock cross-play, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, Players, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Started, strong community, Trade, unique items, Virtual Economy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Votes:	4933	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	569

New Minecraft Servers

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
Server Tour	Server Tour Video

We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players can maintain their own shops, auction unique items, and trade with other players. Join us in this cozy and relaxing community SMP experience!

What do we offer?

Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
Friendly, fair, and respectful community

Check out our handbook for more information. We look forward to seeing you online! 🧡

Join our Discord for more community interactions!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server to protect all players’ hard work.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we host frequent community events to keep players engaged and connected.
Can I run my own shop on the server?	Absolutely! Our server allows players to maintain their own shops and trade with others.
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	2271	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ores Mined:	3411
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	7011	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	141885	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4625	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	160	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Star Shards Collected:	121

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7222	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!