| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4438 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Votes: | 6026 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5816 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9135 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Votes: | 2354 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6329 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1893 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 769744 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3666 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3043 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1277 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1279 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 873 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2722 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7404 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 790 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9353 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
