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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5309 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.
Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.
So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.