FiredForMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9922

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	2467

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	2674	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	7901	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	9538
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.