Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Dimension Hops: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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