Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Secret Passages Found: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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