Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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