Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 856169 Enchantments Applied: 217
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 755 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8437
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Animals Bred: 193

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/minecraft-disc-11/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Farms Harvested: 555 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Players Killed by Monsters: 1780
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Potions Brewed: 165 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5772
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7099 Enchantments Applied: 246
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Crops Grown: 7332 Star Shards Collected: 286
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 25450

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Dragon Eggs Found: 9110

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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