Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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