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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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