FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2954	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1838	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	246	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8542
New Chunks Explored:	237608	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	152
Dragon Eggs Found:	6375	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	186	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	232966
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!