Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Crops Grown: 1983
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8422
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3375 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ores Mined: 1199
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 419 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4206 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Farms Harvested: 580
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8743
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HezbollahHQBoomz

    HezbollahHQBoomz
    LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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