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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8294 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!