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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8483 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 780 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 1399 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!