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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3250 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?