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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7675 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6168 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?