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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4545 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?