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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6259 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
