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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9953 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?