join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow
we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.
so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).