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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2288
Crops Grown:	2622	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	557
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5421

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6888
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
New Chunks Explored:	733896	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9952
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4960	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4358
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	4018

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2