Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Alien Abductions: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 459 Epic Quests Completed: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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