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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5703 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).
Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.
Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.
So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!