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Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	259
Potions Brewed:	110	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Potions Brewed:	69	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5