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Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LockOutLootOut

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyTalkCraft

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Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

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Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyAnxiousGamer

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

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IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3223
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

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Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2