Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Magic Items Found: 4074
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4926
    New Chunks Explored: 560232 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Farms Harvested: 139 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3420 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Potions Brewed: 105
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1298 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 891505
    Farms Harvested: 399 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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