Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Falling into the Void: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 9449
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Farms Harvested: 607
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6676 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Mines Excavated: 4187 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 112 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Runes Activated: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7315 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 444
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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