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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Join us in our quest to overthrow the Deep State and defeat the globalists using nothing but our trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Our fearless leader has a plan to rid the server of Communists, Marxists, and Fascists – all while building the most epic base you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon in our arsenal. The Fake News Media will tremble at the sight of our mighty creations and our unstoppable determination. Together, we will Drain the Swamp and reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of this virtual land.
So grab your blocks and join us in the fight for freedom, justice, and the ultimate victory in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Let’s show those tyrants and villains who’s boss once and for all!
