Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3531	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	258755
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tax Haven Havoc

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

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so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	90184
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.