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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 394 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
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