Filter Minecraft SMP Essentials | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	882

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with console spam on other servers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our filters are so advanced, they can even block out messages from pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks. Join us for a spam-free experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it!

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ores Mined:	6946	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5732
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	4952
Magic Items Found:	5920	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	4462	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	132
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	406
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6268	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	244422	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	2242

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!