Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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